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Wednesday, February 21, 2018
2782. Randy rednecks
How can they not call 'em "assault" While defending, "It ain't the gun's fault"? Would I be wrong to say Members of NRA Prob'ly also look up to John Galt?
Wow, the scales have fallen from my eyes. I had believed John Galt to be the hero of "Atlas Shrugged," his rugged individualism conquering smothering government regulation. I guess Ayn Rand never met Bernie Sanders.
Steve Benko, whose limmies appear in each weekend's AWADmail issue, emailed this one after I'd sent him #2782.
Our gun laws we need to rejigger So psychos quit pulling the trigger. When someone's a buyer Of things you can fire Let's check all their backgrounds with vigor.
Except for its needing 'fire' to be pronounced as if it had two syllables (and don't we often?) I like it better than mine.
Wow, the scales have fallen from my eyes. I had believed John Galt to be the hero of "Atlas Shrugged," his rugged individualism conquering smothering government regulation. I guess Ayn Rand never met Bernie Sanders.
ReplyDeleteSteve Benko, whose limmies appear in each weekend's AWADmail issue, emailed this one after I'd sent him #2782.
ReplyDeleteOur gun laws we need to rejigger
So psychos quit pulling the trigger.
When someone's a buyer
Of things you can fire
Let's check all their backgrounds with vigor.
Except for its needing 'fire' to be pronounced as if it had two syllables (and don't we often?) I like it better than mine.