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Monday, July 17, 2017
2580. A big dill at one time
When haying, the chaff causes prickles And it's hard work out swingin' those sickles It is dangerous, too, I know men who can't screw Because errant blades chopped off their pickles. Now, wasn't that inscytheful?
They'd be wise to use combines instead Then nobody would have to see red That would greatly reduce The blades' painful abuse And still make real good use of their bed.
They'd be wise to use combines instead
ReplyDeleteThen nobody would have to see red
That would greatly reduce
The blades' painful abuse
And still make real good use of their bed.